Funny email I had to post!!!

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local circle K for a snack. It was a payday bar and a diet coke in a plastic bottle-not in a can. I was only there for about 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

You know me and parking tickets. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired stroke victim a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'PIG.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating NAZI.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue'. This went on for about 10,11,12, maybe 13 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care.
I came downtown on the city bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on, had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm disabled with the stroke. The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.

Laughter is the best medicine!!
Lee

Going Private

Unfortunately this is going to be a big pain and everything but we are going to go private. if you wish to still be updated on what's going on please let me know and give me your email address and I will contact you with all the info! Sorry if this is going to cause any problems but this being open to other people are causing MAJOR problems for me and my family! Which is REALLY sad. if they spent a 1/4 of the time they spend causing problems and spent it getting to know us and what we've been going through these past 4 years maybe they wouldn't do and say the things they do... once again this won't happen right away but i really appreciate it. Thank you to those who support me and my family!