Funny email I had to post!!!

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local circle K for a snack. It was a payday bar and a diet coke in a plastic bottle-not in a can. I was only there for about 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

You know me and parking tickets. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired stroke victim a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'PIG.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating NAZI.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue'. This went on for about 10,11,12, maybe 13 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care.
I came downtown on the city bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on, had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm disabled with the stroke. The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.

Laughter is the best medicine!!
Lee