If you can't laugh.... you'll proabably just cry

SO being pregnant is wonderful but hard and scary and gross but the reward is Amazing! And you know what they say laughter is the best medicine. On Babycenter.com which is a GREAT website for all stages of kids lives and a great source of info! They have a link for "What I wish I would've known.. pregnancy, birth and after" and It was so funny. I TOTALLY remembered the 1st time around and ALL the things No one EVER told me! Babies stay scrunched for a long time. And when you only have 1 child You can't POSSIBLE know ANYTHING, like when my child had acid reflux or an allergic reaction-same response was told to me over and over--"this your 1st child isn't it?" I am a well educated woman with an amazing 6th sense but seeing how I ONLY had 1 child I was brushed off. But along with no one trusting me and a scrunched baby there were a ton of things no one ever told me, like these confessions "How bad the forgetfulness and mental dullness would be. Stupidity has been my worst symptom!" — Cary"
About the constipation and flatulence. My husband was convinced that someone kidnapped his real wife." — Anonymous*** Jesse has been dying because my mental alertness is WAY down this time. It's SO bad trying to have a conversation is HARD work! He's NEVER seen me struggle like this... it's SO bad it's like you can see the wheels churning when we're talking. The other one is all about the embarrassment of your bodily functions and the lack of control! so far so good this time around. The other comment that made me laugh was this one..."To have a bag packed about two months ahead of time. I went in early and my husband ran home to get some stuff for me. He brought me thong underwear!" — Devan**What a typical guy!! i loved it!! Just imagining those HUGE diapers they give you after labor and thong underwear just makes me laugh out loud! TOO FUNNY!!